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(1) An old man was bitten by a dog and after some weeks he became violently ill. The Doctor examined him and said, you have been bitten by a mad Dog and Dying of Hydrophobia and death will soon come. There is nothing I can do for you now. Infact anybody you bite now will also die of the terrible disease.
The old man asked for a pencil and paper, and spent several hours thinking and writing. The Doctor finally broke the silence. You are certainly making a lengthy will. I am not making my will, replied the old man. I am making out a list of the people I am going to bite.
(2) A blind beggar was brought to court because he was begging in front of the court where begging was strictly prohibited.
Judge: - You are accused of begging in front of the court. Are you guilty or not?
Bigger: - I am not guilty sir.
Judge: - Have you get anything to say in your defence.
Beggar: - I was not begging. I only stretched out my Hand to feel if I was nearing a wall when a man suddenly and mistakenly dropped a kobo into my palm.
Your worship is there any law, which says a blind man can't stretch out his hands to feel his way?
Judge: - No law. You are discharged and acquitted.
(3) A mother who teaches her son everyday in preparation for her child's entrance examination was disappointed in the way her son answer her questions.
Mothers: - Now my son, I have taught you almost everything in Geography, can you answer this simple question? Tell me the highest and biggest mountain in the world?
Son: - Ha-a, mummy that's no question. I feel it is the Breast.
(4) There is a little boy of five called Victor, he happened to see his father naked in the bath and decide to ask him some questions:
Victor: - Daddy why is your third leg shorter than the other two legs?
Daddy: - No, no... my son I don't have three legs, the other thing is not a leg at all.
Victor: - What is it then?
Daddy: - Oh ..that is your mummy's sugar cane.
(5) There was a boy in a class who never cared to do any Homework given to the students by the teacher. One day the teacher happened to come into the village after school and saw this boy playing near his Home. The teacher called him.
Teacher: - Ade, have you done your Homework?
Ade: - Why do you ask about my Homework, sir? Are you now one of my parents to ask about the work I do at Home?
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